How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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