dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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