I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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