K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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