he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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