He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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