I am puke
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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