i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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