using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You don't make any sense
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