just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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