lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize