Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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