Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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