Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
