Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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