i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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