She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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