is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
