I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry about my life...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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