How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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