why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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