drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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