no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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