I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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