She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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