just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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