do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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