I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Success! We fucked roommates!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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