shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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