i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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