smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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