I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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