just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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