FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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