Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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