So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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