Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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