They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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