this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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