That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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