she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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