Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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