ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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