is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
PANTIES FOUND
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