i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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