The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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