The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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