I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I intend to get homeless drunk
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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