and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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