NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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