Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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