Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just found a bag of teeth...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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