For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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