The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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